One of the hallmarks of the holiday season is the music celebrating it. Many songs have been sung of our lord, yet those that rightly praise him rarely leave the lips of our children or float on the joyous breaths of our neibors. Why, you might ask? it i because they are instead singing of the demon gift bringer, Santa Claus.
with a worldwide ban on Santa would of course bring the abolishion of the mere mention of the "jolly old elf" (elves, along with all creatures mentioned in dungeons and dragons, are evil). since we haven't acheived this yet, we have here a list of some of the more popular Santa songs to avoid at all costs. Also mentioned are a few non-santa songs, which are annotated with the reason for avoidence.
Also included in our list are songs featuring Jesus as the primary focus that we believe would exceptable replacements to their Santa ridden counterparts. this is an invaluable tool for parents, as children are far too young to understand that there is anything wrong with Santa and something for nothing. If they come home with Santa records or singing Santa songs, be sure to replace them with Jesus songs and records.
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - "Oh come all ye faithful"
"Up on the rooftop" - "O little town of Bethlehem"
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" - "Little Drummer Boy"
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas" - "Jesus Built My Hotrod
"Deck the Halls" (mention of homosexual clothing) - "We Three Kings"
"Oh Christmas Tree" (Pagen References) - "Good King Wenceslas"
"Twelve Days of Christmas" (Worship of Material Posessions) - "Hark the Harold Angels Sing"
"Ding Dong Merrily" (Reference to Phallus) - "I Saw Three Ships"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" - "Plastic Jesus"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" - "Silent Night"
More to Come!
If you have any suggestions, be sure to add them as a comment.
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